I SAID DON'T USE THIS LINK
If you do not think that you can handle my simple instructions then I am not sure that I want you as a guest. The very idea of being invited in and then immediatley disobeying the first request you're given, maybe you need to review your manners. As such these links might help.
I have learned my lesson take me back to the main page
I need to brush up on my manners send me to Miss Hane